Wednesday, November 2, 2011


Yesterday I posted 10 fab celebrity costumes, but today venturing to the other end of the spectrum - the fails.

Celebrity Stylist Rachel Zoe - not even sure what she is supposed to be - Pocahontas?  A hippie?  A character from "Cats"?  Lindsey Lohan bail jumping disguise to blend in on an Indian reservation?

I wonder if Anne Hathway actually meant to  looks like "Grandma's Gone Wild".

Not only is there the confusion of what she is trying to accomplish with goth Lady GaGa looking bow on her head, the not quite Batman mask paired with a Cher character with the boring beige pumps, the jumpsuit make her look fat.

And what the heck is that under her left arm? Is she being attacked by a porcupine?

Brad Pitt has never looked so unappealing.  His costume that is supposed to be DJ Lance Rock from "Yo Gabba Gabba" looks more like Colonel Sanders on acid.

Judy Garland is rolling over in her grave at Jason Biggs interpretation of Dorothy in the "Wizard of Oz".

Toto looks like a mini-Cujo and if a fella is going to do drag, they need to be clean shaven.   With his features and a shave, he could have totally pulled off Judy's daughter, Liza Minnelli...or if he didn't want to shave, drawn on a beard and mustache, a shiner to his eye, a pillow to his belly and don an ugly suit added and gone as Minnelli's ex, David Gest

I am not sure what Amanda Seyfried it trying to be this costume...a dog?  A lion?  A balding orangutan?  80's loveable TV alien ALF's last meal?

Snooki from "Jersey Shore" as a missing person on a milk misses the mark as I don't know anyone who would want to find her.

By the hairstyle,
Celeb gossip blogger Perez Hilton appears to be going as Lady GaGa; however, the from the bow down he looks more like Anna Nicole Smith - pre-Trimsapa

Playboy bunny Holly Madison might be going for a Rapunzel look, but ends up looking more like Heidi from Chernobyl goes Hawaiian with the matted hair weave peppered with what looks like a cheap plastic flowers from a lei carrying a radioactive frog next to a skanky taffeta skirt that she didn't bother to iron

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