Have a pet and worried about what will happen to your furry friend once the rapture occurs (allegedly starting at 6pm today per FamilyRadio.com)? Rest assured if you live in one of 26 states you can purchase a 10 year contract for $135 for your earthbound puss or pooch to be rescued Eternal Earthbound Pets, which is a group of 40 confirmed animal loving atheists with high morals and no criminal background. If you have more than one pet, you can pay an additional $20 per pet and they accept Paypal.
Due to the high demand today any contracts after noon today will not go into effect until 5/23/11 so be sure to change the litter box or and run to Walmart and get a Dog Potty Patch (around $20) and put out extra water and plenty of dry food.
They can't accommodate every type of animal and their services are limited to cats, dogs, birds, rabbits and small caged mammals; however, in NH,VT, ID and MT they can also accept and horses, camels, llamas and donkeys.
Picture: Eternal Earthbound Pets